Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She told me I should be a condom model.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
is that a dick in a sweater?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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