she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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