I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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