It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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