You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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