the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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