So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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