we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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