Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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