I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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