he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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