Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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