just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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