how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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