i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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