4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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