Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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