can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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