I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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