Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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