Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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