I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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