HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Boobs speak an international language.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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