i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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