So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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