everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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