Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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