He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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