Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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