I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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