i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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