i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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