Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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