he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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