She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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