So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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