ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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