So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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