Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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