It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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