doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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