He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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