Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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