I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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