On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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