Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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