I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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