tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
