I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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