all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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