Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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